March 2012
so like,
can we just fuck already? please?
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel
sexual. insulting. complimenting. GO! →
i need a girlfriend.
man oh man, do i ever.
rip davey jones.
“hey hey, we’re missin’ a monkee, so people say we’re one monkee down.”
“you’ve got to hit rock bottom before you can resurface. it makes that first...”
– yours truly.
“it’s the bottom of the inning for us and odds are on our side. this is it. it’s...”
– yours truly.
you're annoying.
do the world a favor and crawl back up your mother’s loose vagina. i’m tired of seeing your face.
thanks, bro.
February 2012
Watchi…can’t…even… i apologize, tumblr.
Watchi’m dying. clearly, i have no life.
i'm a whore. suck my dick.
let's bring this back. →
HAPPY TOPLESS TUESDAY!
digits.
i’m always looking for new sexting texting buddies. a girl needs company when she’s bored as fuck in class.
FILL IT UP, BRO! :)
happy topless tuesday! →
i love the fact
that my mother has accepted the fact that i’m into girls, but she doesn’t understand that i’m considered “bisexual.” she thinks i should either “eat pussy” or “suck dick.”
well guess what, mama, i like ‘em both in my mouth. so put that in your diet coke and drink it, bitch.
:)
Watchmarkbarela:
My new best friend.
cutest.fucking.thing.EVER.
i miss my old life.
you know the one i’m talking about. the one where the world’s troubles and insecurities never really worried me. yeah, that’s the one. i miss it terribly.
Reblog if you have PCOS (poly-cystic ovarian...
why the FUCK would this be a trend? it’s a fucking curse.
cassettetapesandstars asked: unf all day...
since i'm forever alone,
i’ll be going to bed with my cats. but first, boysfood.com is in order here.
chubbybeardedguy asked: unf unf unf infinety unf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! gorgeous
fightingevilbym00nlight-deactiv asked: unf unf unf! gorgeous girl. <3
Put 'unf' in my ask if you find me attractive.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ yeah fucking right.
dear you,
go fuck yourself.
sincerely, me.
